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"I-Is that a bad thing?" Maurice asked looking at the man who was now huddled down on his knees addressing his new found wound with a symphony of "OWW FUCK PISS SHIT DAMMIT ALL TO HELL" and so on.
Nakki kept that look of horror as she paused for a moment," Very...Its a VERY bad thing," she said with a gulp as she moved in closer to the human form of Planet Y's Hologram. She knew that she should probably explain herself," Oh GOD..Look, Mr..Forever, Sir.. I didn't mean to punch you like that. I-I had no idea it was you and-...well I thought that-"
Nakki didn't even get to finish her sentence before the man turned to her eyes glaring fiercely as he bellowed, "SHOVE IT, I DON'T WANT YOUR EXPLANATIONS" his face and hands was covered in a mix of blood from the punch to his nose and tears from him crying over the pain," Piss, I think you broke my nose," he said as he turned back away from them," I didn't even think that was possible." Indeed The Hologram from Planet Y didn't even think that he could bleed in his human form, but it seemed that the authenticity of his humanity was indeed revealed to him through this incident.
Maurice took a bit of shelter behind Nakki when Forever started to yell. He looked on as they spoke and said,".... looks like you got him good."
Nakki put her face in her hands," Yeah..but I didn't mean too if I knew.."
Forever wiped the blood from his face and turned to them once again, anger all over his face as he regained a standing position," DAMN YOU GIRL," He bellowed,".. you wish to stand up for this alien being who wants to destroy MY planet?! ," he pointed a finger at Maurice when he sad that, causing the monochrome boy to duck a bit behind Nakki,"You must be one of his kind then, eh?," Forever paused a bit, looking a the girl," I can see thru your facade as well, I know that you are not of this earth, just as he is not. Tell Me, since your friend won't. What the hell do you want from my Planet? And Where the hell are you from?! Or better yet.. where the hell is HE from."
=B part 5 of said series
oooh Nakki, you made Forever mad... never a good thing
But then again he deserved that bloody nose, more than anything he deserved in his entire life. Hes gotta learn he can't go around manhandling peoples *laughs*
But dah. something tells me this will not bode well..
Nakki, Maurice @
also..lazy colouring is LAZY
Nakki kept that look of horror as she paused for a moment," Very...Its a VERY bad thing," she said with a gulp as she moved in closer to the human form of Planet Y's Hologram. She knew that she should probably explain herself," Oh GOD..Look, Mr..Forever, Sir.. I didn't mean to punch you like that. I-I had no idea it was you and-...well I thought that-"
Nakki didn't even get to finish her sentence before the man turned to her eyes glaring fiercely as he bellowed, "SHOVE IT, I DON'T WANT YOUR EXPLANATIONS" his face and hands was covered in a mix of blood from the punch to his nose and tears from him crying over the pain," Piss, I think you broke my nose," he said as he turned back away from them," I didn't even think that was possible." Indeed The Hologram from Planet Y didn't even think that he could bleed in his human form, but it seemed that the authenticity of his humanity was indeed revealed to him through this incident.
Maurice took a bit of shelter behind Nakki when Forever started to yell. He looked on as they spoke and said,".... looks like you got him good."
Nakki put her face in her hands," Yeah..but I didn't mean too if I knew.."
Forever wiped the blood from his face and turned to them once again, anger all over his face as he regained a standing position," DAMN YOU GIRL," He bellowed,".. you wish to stand up for this alien being who wants to destroy MY planet?! ," he pointed a finger at Maurice when he sad that, causing the monochrome boy to duck a bit behind Nakki,"You must be one of his kind then, eh?," Forever paused a bit, looking a the girl," I can see thru your facade as well, I know that you are not of this earth, just as he is not. Tell Me, since your friend won't. What the hell do you want from my Planet? And Where the hell are you from?! Or better yet.. where the hell is HE from."
=B part 5 of said series
oooh Nakki, you made Forever mad... never a good thing
But then again he deserved that bloody nose, more than anything he deserved in his entire life. Hes gotta learn he can't go around manhandling peoples *laughs*But dah. something tells me this will not bode well..
Nakki, Maurice @
also..lazy colouring is LAZY
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I guess that no one can win here, eh? I mean, Nakki and Maurice are gonna get themselves interrogated, and Forever got punched (though he did kinda have it coming).
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and hey, my friend made a comic about this story thing!
Forever, chill! She'll explain.
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